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Jun 8, 2020 7:58 AM
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I wouldn't believe it. :p

If I cooked something for you.
Jun 8, 2020 9:17 AM

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I would eat it, praying it's not too spicy

asked for your phone number?
Jun 8, 2020 9:30 AM

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246
Take it.


Break your hearto.
Jun 8, 2020 9:44 AM

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break your armo

nae nae'd in front of your parents
Jun 8, 2020 9:51 AM

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stole your house
Jun 8, 2020 10:02 AM

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You mean robbed my house? They'd be too disgusted to steal my dragon dildos.

You won an infinite supply of brocoli cookies for a year? My answer was to give em to the poor back then when my teacher asked me that within a paper.


サディスティックな考え
"JUST KILL ME."
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Jun 8, 2020 11:42 AM

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Sell it. Try remoulding for better profits. End world hunger.


Played with your hair
Jun 8, 2020 12:31 PM
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562289
Wash it afterwards

Did a standing backflip on your shoulders
Jun 8, 2020 12:44 PM

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Push down. Break your legs. Take care of you at the hospital.


Hit your face with a cake.
Jun 8, 2020 1:28 PM

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wash my face and then throw you out, who tf let you in.

suddenly died.
Jun 8, 2020 1:30 PM

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Celebrate by giving out a hundred candies.


SQ
Jun 8, 2020 7:42 PM
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I would be surprised.

If I gave you a box.
Jun 8, 2020 7:57 PM

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I'll open it, but if it's a cardboard then i'll tear it apart.

I step on your feet.


Wandering Witch is the best light novel ever!
Jun 8, 2020 8:09 PM

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Get angry because I'm wearing my blue swede shoes.

told you to repent of your sins.

Jun 9, 2020 1:04 PM

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I would tell you I'm trying already

asked you to share a secret?
Jun 9, 2020 1:06 PM

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I'm an open book.

Had 24 hours to live?


サディスティックな考え
"JUST KILL ME."
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Jun 9, 2020 1:10 PM

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I'd try to make your last day pleasant

suggested you something to watch/read?
Jun 9, 2020 1:38 PM

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I will watch 1 minute of it and drop it most likely.

wwyd if i keep a secret what i am going to do?
Jun 9, 2020 1:49 PM

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would erase that particular memory

hugged you
Jun 9, 2020 2:34 PM

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Accept

Lost your car keys
Jun 9, 2020 2:36 PM

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Crie evertim

Wrapped you up in a blanket burrito


𝖳𝗈 𝖬𝗒 𝖲𝗈𝗎𝗅
𝖩𝖾𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝖥𝗈𝗅𝗄
𝟎:𝟑𝟓 ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝟯:𝟰𝟮
⏴︎ ⏵︎


Jun 9, 2020 4:16 PM

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I would let you eat me

stuck my pinky in your urethra
oh snap
Jun 9, 2020 4:23 PM
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Shoot you.



ate your food
Jun 9, 2020 4:26 PM

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I would make you pay me for some food


stole your wallet
Jun 9, 2020 4:31 PM
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Not care. You don't seem like the type that would steal from me, and if you did, you probably need my money more than I do.





Punched you.
Jun 9, 2020 4:34 PM

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i would ask you to punch me again

if i FORCEd my whole fist into your mouth
oh snap
Jun 9, 2020 4:40 PM
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Shoot you.





High fived you.
Jun 9, 2020 6:09 PM

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15900
oh yea.

ordered you pizza
Jun 9, 2020 6:17 PM

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I would thank you kindly and pay you back for whatever you paid for the pizza.



Gave you a cup of coffee.





𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞.

Jun 9, 2020 6:23 PM

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Make you drink it first to make sure it's not poisoned.

Told you to have a listen to this?



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"JUST KILL ME."
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Jun 9, 2020 6:27 PM

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Listened to it.
It's very nice, great morning music with warm tea or coffee. Thanks for sharing.

Told you to listen to this:
Jun 9, 2020 6:42 PM

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TALIDIN_ said:
Listened to it.
It's very nice, great morning music with warm tea or coffee. Thanks for sharing.
I could so vibe to that. Arigatou for the track TALIDIN.

Told you to listen to this in return:




サディスティックな考え
"JUST KILL ME."
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Jun 9, 2020 6:50 PM

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@L0Ll
I could sleep to that, it's so relaxing. This has easily become the best thread in MAL lol.

Made you listen to this from a different genre:
Jun 9, 2020 7:00 PM

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I nodded to the beat heh heh.

Sung this to you as you were about to sleep:



サディスティックな考え
"JUST KILL ME."
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Jun 9, 2020 7:12 PM

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I would grab you and smother you with my pillow.

Grabbed you by t he shoulders and shook you
oh snap
Jun 9, 2020 7:24 PM

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Shoot you.

Showed up to your house with a bottle of coke with your literal name on it.
Jun 9, 2020 7:25 PM

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I would drink it, gag myself, and throw it back up on you.

Slapped your mother across the face with a fish
oh snap
Jun 9, 2020 10:58 PM

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I'd steal the fish and slapped you back?

asked you to be my driver?
Jun 11, 2020 7:24 PM

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ok! *immediately crashes car*

started whispering in your ear with my thick British accent?
Jun 12, 2020 1:05 AM

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focus really hard to understand what you're saying

told you there was a mouse in your room?
Jun 12, 2020 1:07 AM
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Get my cat.




If I hugged you?
Jun 12, 2020 1:13 AM

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I'll hug you back


Sent you a friend request right now




Look at the stars,
they are retreating.

Jun 12, 2020 1:33 AM

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Accept it.


Cooked you your fav. food.
Jun 12, 2020 8:48 AM

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Jun 12, 2020 8:51 AM

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Probably do my best to make your life garbage

Was your GP?

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Jun 12, 2020 9:01 AM

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Probably wouldn't see you at all, like I don't currently see any doctors.

Drank all your booze?
Jun 12, 2020 9:04 AM

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get angry because alcohol is expensive and drunk people are annoying

began a modern day french revolution?
Jun 12, 2020 9:07 AM

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Join in, let's chop some heads.

Kicked you in the shin, gave you $100, then walked away without saying anything?
Jun 12, 2020 11:49 AM

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*Plays the ''you knew he fucked up when'' sound bit followed my an intense glare*



Shove that corona infected cash up your ass while I castrate your balls for fun. Oh and chop off your legs with a dull knife. I'd make sure to inject ya with adrenaline and a blood bag so you don't pass out or bleed out on me.

Baked ya homemade brownies?


サディスティックな考え
"JUST KILL ME."
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Jun 12, 2020 2:32 PM

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Restraining order


Offered you a puppy
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